How’s Your Whole Family Lyrics

February 4th, 2011 | By ogliocomedy

Red Peters
“How’s Your Whole… Family”
From the album I Laughed… I Cried… I Fudged My Undies
on Oglio Records/Ball Bag Records

“How’s Your Whole… Family”
LYRICS
How’s your whole… family?
How’s your whole… family?
How’s your whole… family?
How’s your whole… family?

How’s your whole… family? (How’s your whole?)
How’s your whole… family? (How’s your whole?)
How’s your whole… family? (How’s your whole… family?)
How’s your whole… family?

How’s your dic-tation machine? (How’s your dic-)
How’s your dic-tation machine? (How’s your dic-)
How’s your dic-tation machine? (How’s your dic-tation machine?)
How’s your dic-tation machine?

Take your pants down… to the cleaners today. (ah-ooo)
Take your pants down… to the cleaners today. (ah-ooo)
Take your pants down… to the cleaners today. (ah-ooo)
Take your pants down… to the cleaners today.

(instrumental)
Won’t you do my as-trological chart? (oh won’t you do his as-)
Won’t you do my as-trological chart? (come on-a wanna baby won’t you do his as-)
Won’t you do my as-trological chart? (oh won’t you do his as-trological chart?)
Won’t you do my as-trological chart?

Suck on a stiff cock-tail with me. (stiff cock- ah-ooo)
Suck on a stiff cock-tail with me. (stiff cock- ah-ooo)
Suck on a stiff cock-tail with me. (stiff cock- ah-ooo)
Suck on a stiff cock-tail with me.

(musical interlude)
How’s your whole… family? (How’s your whole?)
How’s your whole… family? (Tell me how’s that great big whole)
How’s your whole… family? (How’s your whole… family?)
How’s your whole… family?

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